Below is a selection of existing acts. New acts can be created for your event! More coming soon... 
*FF indicates an act that is or can be made family-friendly. Otherwise, all acts are intended for an 18+ audience.

Comedic Burlesque:
Filthy/Puppet- Puppets don’t have to follow blue laws… Absurd, literal trash costume to Scissor Sisters' Filthy Gorgeous.
Squirrel-spiration- A lost housewife is inspired to embrace her wild side. In brown to White Stripes' Little Acorns.
Tina Belcher- A cosplay comedy as the eldest daughter from Bob's Burgers to Runaway Horses by Belinda Carlisle in blue, of course
Ride my Toad- a silly dance-story inspired by Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at the Disney parks to Ride My Car and Highway to Hell in red and gray. 
Sasquatch- A funky go-go romp dressed as America's favorite myth to Joan Jett's Wooly Bully. Must have audience access during number. Brown fur costume, of course. 
Lonely Goatherd- An Austrian-inspired playful act with puppets to the Lonely Goatherd from The Sound of Music. *FF
Tub Time: Mary gets dirty while getting clean in this sudsy comedy act to a mix of Rubber Ducky and Splish Splash. (No water)

Sultry Burlesque:
Knock- A slow and sultry chair and floor number in violet to Imelda May's Knock 123.
Minnie- A classic number in green to Cab Calloway's Minnie the Moocher, inspired by living legend Delilah Jones. 
Caesar- A sultry interpretation of Caesar's death in white and red to Lacuna Coil's Comalies.
Dream Lover- A playful vintage number, originally created for a live band, in blue and silver to Dion DiMucci's Dream Lover.
Pride- a semi-classic act celebrating pride with fans to Queen's Don't Stop Me Now
Elvis Xmas- a flirty Christmas number in green and red to Elvis's Santa Claus is Back in Town.

Sideshow and Clowning
Twins- A sideshow-vaudeville fusion number, this act puts a spin on the classic soft shoe to Evelyn Evelyn's Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn. Cannot be done in the round.
Snack Traps- a comedic and creepy act where Mary is the hungry unsuspecting prey for hidden animal traps, to I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters. Can also be altered for Christmas/*FF shows.
Death Box- Mary's version of the Human Blockhead and animal traps. Not an act for the faint of heart, includes some audience participation.
Think of Balloons- An interactive clown act that asks the audience to use their imaginations to bring play to life. *FF
Dr Finkelstein- A puppet act to Weird Science by Oingo Boingo as the mad doctor from Nightmare Before Christmas. *FF
Break Free- A comedic act involving magic escapes and audience participation. Includes some talking and the song Break Free by Queen. *FF
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Drag
Groovy Baby- A high-energy comedic cosplay as Austin Powers to Soul Bossa Nova in purple.
Funky New Year- Say goodbye to this year and hello to the next with this upbeat portrayal of father time and 'baby' new year to a remix of the Eagles’ Funky New Year. In black, white, and gold. 
Impersonations- I have done acts as Peewee Herman, Jerry Lewis, and other famous comedians. *FF