Available Acts: Full video of acts available to producers upon request. Custom acts for themed shows also available!
*Festival Favorite!*Squirrel-spiration- A lost housewife finds inspiration to free her spirit through the actions of a squirrel. To White Stripes' Little Acorns.
Funky New Year- Say goodbye to this year and hello to the next with this upbeat portrayal of father time and baby new year to a remix of the Eagles' Funky New Year.
Elvis Xmas- a flirty Christmas number in green and red to Elvis's Santa Claus is Back in Town.
Caesar- A sultry interpretation of Caesar's death in white and red to Lacuna Coil's Comalies. Great for Ides of March shows!
Sasquatch- A funky gogo romp dressed as America's favorite myth to Joan Jett's Wooly Bully. Must have audience access.
Knock- A slow and sultry chair and floor number in violet to Imelda May's Knock 123.
Minnie- A classic number in green to Cab Calloway's Minnie the Moocher, inspired by living legend Delilah Jones.
Dream Lover- A vintage number, originally created for a live band, in blue and silver to Dion DiMucci's Dream Lover
Cabbage Head: A vaudeville style storytelling act about infidelity and patience in blue to Ruth Brown's Cabbage Head.
Tub Time: Mary gets dirty while getting clean in this sudsy comedy act to a mix of Rubber Ducky and Splish Splash. (no water)
Body Language- A performance art piece about the use of the body to convey a message through art to My Funny Valentine with quotes from Polish theater practitioner Jerzy Grotowski.
Degas' Little Dancer- A peek into the routine of a ballet dancer in late-19th century style to Satie's Je Te Veux.
*Coming Soon!* Patience the Turtle- The latest anthropomorphic delight from Mary, this act answers the question: What does a sexy turtle wear...or not?
*Temporarily retired*Slow- A slightly raunchy psychobilly number that plays with speed in pink and black to Reverend Horton Heat's Slow.
Filthy/Puppet- a unique take on puppetry with pasties! Ever wanted more from a burlesque performance? Mary's puppet defies gravity and evades blue laws meant for humans! Premiered at the Center for Puppetry Arts.To Scissor Sisters Filthy Gorgeous. *NEW!*Think of Balloons- A lightly interactive clown and mime piece that will keep you laughing until you pop!
Twins- A sideshow-vaudeville fusion number, this act puts a spin on the classic bamboo cane soft shoe to Evelyn Evelyn's Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn.
Death Box- Mary's version of the Human Blockhead and animal traps. Not an act for the faint of heart, includes some audience participation.
*Coming Soon!*Glass Smasher- Act combining glass walking and a feat of strength.
Photo this page: Danielle Boise Hair and makeup: myself